Sam: Hey, why not? I've been a good boy, and it's just what I asked for. Carla: I see you picked up a little package for yourself, too.
All those guys were just trying to get her into the sack. The pretzel salesman, the beer distributor, the relief bartender, the guy she fired after one day. Just because everybody else got her something. Christmas Cheers Carla: Ah, well don't feel bad Sam. Norm: Standing right here with a pair of binoculars? Cliff: That's right. Cliff: So when summer rolls around and all those girls are out there in their French-cut bikinis, I don't have to tell you where I'll be. Did you notice the pool on the way in? Woody: Yeah. My Fair Clavin Sam: What do you say? Shall we strip down to our smiles and show the couch here a good time?Ĭliff: Oh, hey. Sam: How's life treatin' ya? Norm: It's not Sammy, but that doesn't mean you can't. Cliff: Sounds like a shoot out at the Cuckoo Corral. A Kiss Is Still a Kiss Sam: What's got you so upset? Frasier: Some college professor has just published an article that refutes everything I said in my last paper. Cliff: You lost weight on a cruise? I thought there were wall to wall meals? Lilith: There's also wall to wall waves. Carla: Why? Cause I'm not in the theater? Woody: No, because you don't wear makeup.įrasier: We had oodles of fun and we lost a combined 11 pounds to boot. Putting on makeup like this can take hours but I wouldn't expect you to understand. Woody: Carla, as an understudy I have to be dressed and ready to go on at a moments notice. When are you going to stop this nonsense. Carla: In a plain brown wrapper? Pudd'n Head Boyd Carla: Woody, you have been coming in here dressed in that ridiculous getup for three weeks now. Frasier: What about Diane? Sam: And didn't God punish me with a vengeance? Frasier: Well, yes, but gee whiz.Ĭliff: You can call me a traditionalist, call me out of step with the times but I prefer to get my women the old-fashioned way.
Sam: Will you stop that? You're my friend, I'm never going to take a woman away from you. Bidding on the Boys Frasier: Oh God I'm losing her, Sam. Sam: How you been there, Frasier? Frasier: You know how it is for a psychiatrist this day in age. Cliff: It's cause you always locked the door on me, Ma. Lilith: Oh, you bet it is, mister! You want your freedom!? I'll give you freedom.FROM YOUR TEETH! Frasier: NO, LILITH! Not the Royal Doulton! Paint Your Office The Last Angry Mailman Esther: Oh look there's your favorite hiding place in the closet. Who is the slut!? Frasier: SHE'S NO SLUT! What slut? Well, I mean, was all a mistake, it's just a big mistake. Lilith: (furious) Yes, I read the letter, you licentious quack! And what facile tripe it is! "We both need time to grow, to develop as people!". Woody: Isn't that the same stuff you made when you were getting married to Miss Chambers? Sam: Woody, you want to flush this down the toilet? Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 2 The Crane Mutiny Frasier: Here's to the most beautiful woman in the world. Woody: Hey Sam, what are you concocting there? Sam: You know how superstitious Carla and Eddie are, I thought I'd mix them up a batch of my good luck wedding punch. Sam: Yeah, I had twins once and it was the happiest day of my life. Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 1 Eddie: What is so bad? Twins means we're twice blessed. I mean as a psychiatrist isn't your job to seek and uphold the truth? Frasier: Get real, Cliff. Sam: What am I going to do about this? Frasier: Sam, may I suggest deception? Cliff: Well hold onto your horses there, Frasier. Rebecca: That's one way to make sure it won't happen again. How did you feel when people lied to you? Sam: I had a rule, when anyone ever lied to me they had to go to bed with me.
' I' on Sports Rebecca: Well you used to be the boss. But I want to make something very clear - you've just got one chance left, and as far as I'm concerned, again, in baseball-ese: bottom of the 9th, you've got 2 outs, 2 strikes.and no balls. Rebecca: Alright, I'll give you another chance. What I'm trying to say is this place is the closest thing I have close to a real home. Instead what I saw was all these silly changes you made. Home Is the Sailor Sam: I was afraid I was going to walk in here today and see her face everywhere I looked. 17 To All the Girls I've Loved Before.13 Woody for Hire, and Norman of the Apes.4 Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 2.3 Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 1.
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